(1) What does the average Mississippi State player get on his SATs?

     -----Drool.

     (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one
room?

     -----A full set of teeth.

     (3) How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your dorm room?

     -----Grease her hips and push like hell.

     (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

     -----Pay him for the pizza.

     (5) Why do the Florida cheerleaders wear bibs?

     -----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

     (6) Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?

     -----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

     (7) What are the longest three years of a Florida State football
player's
     life?

     -----His freshman year.

     (8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

     -----None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.

     (9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?

     -----Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look
     there
     for a Heisman Trophy winner.

     AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash . . . )

     (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

     -----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
     picking
     up trash along the highways the rest of the week.